PEE ON THE FLOOR (Lament of the maintenance men) - By the maintenance men at wwbc, girls 1, 2003

I walked into the washroom to clean up the mess,
The sinks are ok, I must confess,
Toilets we hate most of all,
Especially today, when I opened the stall       (..and there was..)


CHOROUS:

Pee on the floor, Pee on the floor
Why, oh Why would someone pee on the floor?
When there's a toilet right beside you
You know what it’s for,
We don't care who did it, don't do it no more.
Pee on the floor, pee on the floor.


Washing the sinks with some Ajax,
Gotta grab my cloth from the corner racks,
A certain dirty smell heads over my way,
Man those people are gonna pay     (..cause there's..)  (chorus)

Scrubbing the toilets with a scrub brush,
Think to myself, "Why can't they flush?"
Just pull the lever with your left hand,
It's a simple task, so do it and....   (..Don't..) (Chorus)

Tried Ajax, Comet and lots of bleach,
Still couldn't get it smelling like a peach
The provocative smell is incredibly bad,
The stench brings tears and makes us sad   (..cause there's..) (Chorus)

There's some sticky stuff in the garbage can,
Could be candy or strawberry jam,
Smells kinda funky, oh can't you see
But we'll take it any day over puddles of pee.  (..When there's..) (Chorus)